The top ten signs that you are not a real mathematician:
- You dress up to teach.
- You write your name as "..., Ph.D.".
- You take copious notes in faculty meetings.
- You believe that job applicants' teaching statements mean anything.
- If a student calls you "Mr." or "Ms.", you correct them and say "It's Dr.!".
- The order of your co-author's names is determined by anything other than the alphabet.
- You like to use Microsoft Word.
- The phrase "active learning" does not rub you the wrong way.
- You think a graduate student's teaching duties are more important than their academic progress.
- You are offended by this list.